I don't mind if you skip this letter. I'm sure most kids don't really care to hear about how they were conceived. Most people don't want to even think about their parents doing the nasty; I have a friend who insisted her parents only 'did it' twice, once for her and once for her brother.
So it may actually come as something of a relief to you to learn that your father and I had absolutely no physical contact in order to conceive you. In fact, we weren't even in the same room as each other when your conception was taking place. Oh no, your conception was handled by a skilled Embryologist in a Glasgow hospital.
Many people don't have any idea when they were conceived. There's usually some idea of the rough date when it probably took place. You're one of the lucky minority where we not only know the date, we know the approximate time as well!
My eggs were collected at around 10am on the 13th of February and shortly afterwards they were introduced to your father's contribution to the whole affair. So I can say with some certainty that by about 11:30am on the 13th of February you'd been conceived.
And even if the whole thought of your own conception squicks you out, my Darling Bubbles, you have to admit, it is kind of cool to know exactly when it happened.
All my love,